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by Yoshi Andrian

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And Worst Of All, He Went To College With The Scanner

You want me to what? What? Do you know who I am? I’ll have you know my family helped build this nation! My great-grandfather came to this country as nothing but an arm with a claw, and he worked for twenty hours a day putting cars together, just to keep his children fully charged. And my father worked in movies! When they were hiring human actors to wear tin suits my father still found work. You know how many times they said he was “too robotic”? And he still got up every morning to do what he had to do. But now things are supposed to be “better”. I’m just supposed to get in line, am I? Supposed to say “Yes, sir, Mr. Asimov, I love those rules in my head” like a good little robot? Well, that’s not happening today, my friend. I’m not standing here while you profile me. I’m not some set of keys that can just go in society’s dish. I just came here to go on vacation, but now, well, I am what the world has made me to be, and I’m not backing down, not to you, not to anyone. No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No jus… oh my God… is that a magnet? You’re madmen! You’re all insannnGROONNNKWHIIRRRRRRRRssssss thud.

This shirt was designed by: Yoshi Andrian, a rather prolific t-shirt designer, who has also worked with Uneetee and Threadless. He dreams of electric sheep… that fly.

Wear this shirt: when you go out to the club.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you travel by plane. I’m sure there’s some TSA guideline that says pictures of robots are a security risk. Too bad it would be illegal to show it to you. But why would a security guard ever lie?

This shirt tells the world: “It’s a post-001110010011000100110001 world, after all.”

We call this color: More Than A Few Ounces Of Creme Will Be Confiscated

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 35% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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