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McSsection

by Glen Brogan

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 21 - Oct 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

1 in 2 child mascots is obese.

Tonight on TLC: one giant purple thing’s story.

This is G. His name has been altered to protect his identity. Yes, we said that unironically, as if you wouldn’t be able to spot a 6-foot-tall purple gumdrop in his small Midwestern hometown.

“I was always kind of a husky kid. I played sports and all, but I definitely liked video games more. And my parents enforced a strict limit of two sodas a day.”

G weighs over 540 pounds. He is only 25, but suffers from hypertension, Type II Diabetes, elevated cholesterol, gallstones, Gout, sleep apnea, and has recently suffered a mild heart attack.

“It’s really scary; all I could think about was how they would have to knock down the wall to get me out. I realized then that I needed help to change my life around.”

That’s when G contacted doctors at Brentwood Hospital with a plea for help.

“The email was nearly unintelligible. Come to find out, his fingers were too large to properly operate a keyboard.”

Dr. Nathaniel Morrow and his colleagues immediately went to work devising a weight loss plan for G. They focused on reducing the amount of calories G takes in and increasing his physical activity to burn more calories than he takes in, because this is the only thing that actually causes healthy weight loss. Seriously. Pills, special meals, and energy drinks don’t. If you really want to lose weight, eat a little less and move a lot more. Also, eat more vegetables than anything else.

Unfortunately, G began suffering chest pains, which led doctors to recommend a bypass surgery. When they opened G up on the operating table, they were shocked at what they saw.

“He had literally become what he was eating. And what he was eating was total crap.”

Wear this shirt: To the gym. Everyone will smile knowingly.

Don’t wear this shirt: To a Burger King. Those guys are uptight about competition.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m not CRYING on the inside. I said ‘DYING.’”

We call this color: Baby Blue Cheese

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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McSsection by Glen Brogan
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