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Meh! Christmas and a Crappy New Year

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Tee
Tee
Black
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Voice of a generation

1st Place in Derby #380: Ugly Holiday Sweater, with 336 votes!

-Deck the halls with whatever

-Come they told me and I was promised booze

-You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout because feeling stuff about things is so overrated

-Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle to a certain extent then tweet about how sore you are from your workout the other day

-I’m dreaming of an opportunity to step away from Nana so I can take a selfie with her cat

-Chestnuts roasting on who gives a turd

-The first Noel and nobody at this stupid party has said anything about my outfit

-Silent night, holy crap it’s so quiet turn on the TV

-Just hear those sleigh bells jingling also be sure to take a picture of your dessert

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 51.226s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Meh! Christmas and a Crappy New Year by walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.