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Melting Defenses

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 15 - Aug 16
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Onward! Delicious glory beckons!

2nd place in Derby #182: Fire, with 913 votes!

I have forged over mountains, forded through rivers, crawled through dungeons and vanquished myriad foes! I swear on my honor, the honor of the family Stay Puft and all my ancestors! No obstacle shall block my path! No foe shall slow my progress! For destiny and for righteousness I stride into battle, fearless!

Whew! Okay, that pointy stick may have struck home, but I will not let mere wounds of the flesh stop me, for my spirit is strong and my will forged from steel! Onward I shall battle!

Oh JEEZ that was hot! Oh, man. I think…I think I’m burned. Oh god, my skin is all brown and bubbly. I feel so much softer than before. Uh, nevertheless, I shall not relent until evil falls before my sword! What the? Is my shield melting? Wow, that was REALLY hot.

Okay, I’m just going to rest here for a second. Think I’m losing a lot of fluff through that stick wound. Wow. I’m kind of lightheaded, but am I losing it? Is the floor made of graham cracker? That can’t be right. Huh, looks like the ceiling is made of the same stuff.

Wait, is that ceiling getting lower?

Wear this shirt: While camping. Just don’t shake your marshmallow stick to try and put it out. It becomes a flaming projectile pretty quickly.

Don’t wear this shirt: In your performance art piece titled “Some More Passion,” in which you re-enact the stations of the S’more.

This shirt tells the world: “If imagining the epically-violent deaths of my campfire treats is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”

We call this color: Blackened Marshmallow Cinder

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Melting Defenses by ramyb
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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