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by Mathiole

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer

If It’s Too Loud, You’re Too Old

Stavros,” it said. “Sing me again.”

Stavros pretended he was sleeping.

Stavros,” it said. “Arise and sing.”

Stavros sighed. How did the creature always find him? No matter where he went, or where he hid, it came for him like a stained glass detective. At first he sang because he loved to sing, now he sang because he was afraid of what would happen if he stopped.

Stavros,” it said again.

Stavros opened his eyes and walked to his book. The creature followed. It never told Stavros why he had been chosen. It only told him to sing. And then it went away. For a little while.

This shirt was designed by: Mathiole, who would like you to visit this flickr page, this deviantart page, and this website. He would also like you to buy his shirt, unless he is a she, in which case, she would also like you to buy her shirt. Why can’t anyone on the web have names like “Robert” or “Sue”?

Wear this shirt: if you’re going to be saying things like “neo-Genesisian” and “in this post-Reznor era” while waiting for your iPhone to pick up a signal in the coffee shop.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you can’t understand that living in this post-Reznor era requires a complete reshaping of the paradigm that once empowered a music industry but now results in nothing but disdain for the quasi-dissolution of the guitarocentric model from which we derive the fusion of… wait, I’ll just save myself some time.

This shirt tells the world: “I have excellent taste in clothes and you probably want to get to know me, as I might own a yacht or at least have access to one.”

We call this color: Creme Dreame

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 49% one year old
  • 26% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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