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by bsweber

$19.00 + free shipping
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 17 - Dec 18
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The Right Honorable Sir Wiggles Inthedirt, Esq.

Did you know that the Queen’s guard worm can’t ever react when at his post, no matter what you do? Yeah? Well, that’s complete crap.

Because let’s face it, why would you put a guard worm in front of the palace if you just wanted to make a bunch of tourists happy? Those guard worms are trained killers with real actual orders to stop anyone trying to get in and hurt the Queen. Maybe they’ll ignore you when you’re just all “oh, look at me, I’m making faces” all day, but you cross a line, and that’s it. They won’t be measuring the space between the guard boxes, they’ll be measuring you for a pine box.

And something else to consider is that worms don’t act alone. That’s why they call it “a can of worms”. You mess with a worm, you mess with every worm, all together. In fact, due to the way worms reproduce, some of those worms ARE the worm you messed with! You think a guard worm is going to just forget your face?

Study this shirt closely, friends. Because if you see that hat, it’s in your best interest to just turn around and walk away.

Wear this shirt: when visiting Buckingham Palace. And please remember that those guys in the hats are just doing their job. You wouldn’t like it if some guy sat next to your desk and kicked your chair all day, would you?

Don’t wear this shirt: as expect it to be a form of measurement. We didn’t verify the ratios at all. Those could be kilometer worms for all we know.

This shirt tells the world: “Do we REALLY need more information on marigold geometry? Shouldn’t we funnel that money into AIDS research?”

We call this color: Cocoon White

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

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  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Metric by bsweber
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.