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Military Brass

by Ian Leino

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 24 - Oct 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 23
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Staring Down The Barrel Of A Horn

All right, gentlemen. We’ve all been briefed. We’ve all been trained.

Now it’s time to get out there and show ‘em what this tank crew is capable of. But first, we need to check out the tunes.

\PFC Richards, what’s on your iPod? Metallica, Pantera, Ice Cube, The Prodigy, okay, we’re saving that one for once the shooting starts. Nice mix, Richards.

Private Donner, you’re up next! What’s on your mix, soldier? 80s hits, huh? Well, that might be good party music, let’s save that for the way home. But can you delete that Taco song? No, it’s not an order, I just hate that song. Excellent, thank you, Private.

Corporal Peterson, front and center! Tori Amos? Fiona Apple? The new Miley Cirus? Corporal, what’s the meaning of this? You had the Miley Cirus album and you’d didn’t tell me immediately?

Eyes front, soldier! Richards, put this man’s iPod on shuffle immediately! When the enemy hears us coming, they’ll know we just can’t wait to see them again, and that will give us a psychological advantage. Now move out! Wait, wait, do it right when she drops in the vocals, that’ll be cooler.

Wear this shirt: to show the world you’ve got brass ones.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re not going to say Tanks. We don’t care for rude people.

This shirt tells the world: “You can’t read music? Well, then, you’ll never know what the song is. Try to better yourself, you slob.”

We call this color: If Music Be The Sound Olive Play On

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 16% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Military Brass by Ian Leino
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.