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Mister Poe’s Guilt Trip

by Anna-Maria Jung

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 01 - Dec 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

A Dream Within A Dream

There’s no “equal partner” in life. There’s just prey, and prey that’s not yet ripe.

Darkly forest kitties judge
Stolid hearts refuse to budge
But in my fear I run and hide
From radiant feline eyes

Branches crack with wooden voices
Scratches show my awkward choices
Nearby lights from city gas
Mark me as prey for Bast

My sin, my sin, from which I flee
Her scorn and hatred poured on me
Her judging eyes around my throat
The dry food often makes her choke

And I can see her in the night
Her eyes marked with an angry light
She plans revenge upon my face
Her purr will crush me into place

I am the mouse, she has control
But food is not her final goal
For her the hunt is simple fun
And so I run, And so I run.

Wear this shirt: because it touches your tell-tale heart.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a dog person. Dogs always forgive.

This shirt tells the world: “Did I feed the cat? No, you don’t understand! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, I HAVE TO KNOW!”

We call this color: Black Streets Of Baltimore

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
jjpeters1100
Last Wooter to Woot:
tmgarza

Purchaser Experience

  • 7% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 32% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 28% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Mister Poe’s Guilt Trip by Anna-Maria Jung
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