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Moloko Plus

by ISO30

$19.00 + free shipping
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Orang Is Malay For “Man”

1st place in Derby #61: Movie Titles Re-Interpreted, with 1172 votes!

I was just a malchick when those flywheel sharps got radost on me shests. They fit me like we’d been shived from sistered steel. Tolchock Tolchock, once wound we’d warble warm, lubbilubbing grazhny horrorshow before the whole almighty gruppa. Me pan-handle’d go all the way to the sladky numbers, it would.

Raz? We always had raz. Raz o’skolliwoll, Raz o’rabbit, Raz o’some sammy ptitsa with a skorry rot, we were raz to the guttiwuts, droogs. Our jeezny was raz, our kelb-n-malso was raz. We’d step with mahogany canes and each sodding beat of our rubber heels would be raz. We were heroes of a starry sinny, hated by charlie and millicent, but loved by vecks and chellovecks alike. And we, my droogies, my brothers and I and the sweet little flywheel sharps, we were the arbiters of all that strack and vred and chepooka that this oddy-knocky world drinks from our chalice.

This shirt was designed by: ISO30. He meets just the very basic quality management standards but he’s working really hard to improve.

Wear this shirt: when cleaning. Citrus helps break down grease and leaves that wonderful zesty smell!

Don’t wear this shirt: when you go visit the grave of Anthony Burgess. Unless you’ve actually read another of his books as well.

This shirt tells the world: “I have a twenty-first chapter! Did you know that? It’s true!”

We call this color: Black Comedy

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
crowkart
Last Wooter to Woot:
Lo0mis

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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