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Monalisaur

by David Creighton-Pester (a.k.a. WanderingBert)

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 27 - Apr 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 26
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

And Then He Ate The Whole Last Supper!

Talent is an herbivore. Genius is a predator.

Ask anyone in the art world. There’s nothing new left anywhere. And if there was, it wouldn’t sell. People don’t want something they’ve never seen before. They want something they’re used to, presented in an unexpected way.

If you want to be a pioneer, you’re just going to have to accept that you’ll be somewhere that no one else will ever be. Maybe once you’re dead, you’ll be remembered. But you’ll never get to enjoy it. And in the meantime, you’re still going to have to eat.

That’s the choice. Fight to get records made like a Scott Walker or feed on the ideas of others like a David Bowie. And don’t get too judgmental about those who make the second choice. Because hunting is an art all to itself, and only the strongest predators will ever get fat.

Wear this shirt: if you’re looking to be a talent scout for a major label. Make sure the kids know right off the bat what’s coming.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re an asteroid. It’s rude. Plus you’ve already got your piece to enjoy.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s all been done.”

We call this color: Blackasaurus Rex. He’s coooooold blooded, dig?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 17.000s
First Sucker:
youngpatriot2
Last Wooter to Woot:
feetwilltravel

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 51% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Monalisaur by David Creighton-Pester (a.k.a. WanderingBert)
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.