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Monalisaur

by David Creighton-Pester (a.k.a. WanderingBert)

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 1 - Dec 3
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 27 - Nov 30
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 6 - Dec 9
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And Then He Ate The Whole Last Supper!

Talent is an herbivore. Genius is a predator.

Ask anyone in the art world. There’s nothing new left anywhere. And if there was, it wouldn’t sell. People don’t want something they’ve never seen before. They want something they’re used to, presented in an unexpected way.

If you want to be a pioneer, you’re just going to have to accept that you’ll be somewhere that no one else will ever be. Maybe once you’re dead, you’ll be remembered. But you’ll never get to enjoy it. And in the meantime, you’re still going to have to eat.

That’s the choice. Fight to get records made like a Scott Walker or feed on the ideas of others like a David Bowie. And don’t get too judgmental about those who make the second choice. Because hunting is an art all to itself, and only the strongest predators will ever get fat.

Wear this shirt: if you’re looking to be a talent scout for a major label. Make sure the kids know right off the bat what’s coming.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re an asteroid. It’s rude. Plus you’ve already got your piece to enjoy.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s all been done.”

We call this color: Blackasaurus Rex. He’s coooooold blooded, dig?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 17.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 51% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Monalisaur by David Creighton-Pester (a.k.a. WanderingBert)
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.