Back to Amazon.com
Free Express shipping for Prime members. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

$

by Dan Rule

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 07 - Jul 08
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 05
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Money Changes Everything

Karl Marx said that communism would just have to happen all by itself. It was Lenin who got all impatient and forced the issue. Marx said we should just sit around and wait because it would take a whole new mindset before the world could change. Which is a nice way of saying “everyone everywhere is a self-centered jerk but me.” And this especially applies to that person who’s about to say that we’re misrepresenting Marxism. Go back to Russia, you commie! And say hi to all the Russian capitalists when you get there!

It’s sad, really, because who could hate the idea that we can all band together and do nice things? Especially since it really would work if everyone did it. But there’s always that one person, usually with a popped collar, who sees a chance to be in front and goes for it. And then what can you do? You have to keep up. Even the hippies only lasted until about 1968.

Maybe one day we’ll all be in starships with replicators enjoying an intergalactic Marxian Utopia. But right now, we’re on Earth, in a heated game of hammer, sickle, paper. And since that paper allows you buy a hammer and sickle, can there really be much of a competition?

This shirt was designed by: Dan Rule, who clearly needs to better understand the digestive system before he starts designing monsters. But at least we don’t have to clean up after the snake.

Wear this shirt: to show that you support unrestrained capitalism! Unless maybe the rich people make a great big mistake, and then socialism would be okay for just a little while.

Don’t wear this shirt: around that professor who believes property is theft. You know, the one who makes you buy his book for the class. Just because he’s rich and tenured doesn’t mean he’s happy about it.

This shirt tells the world: “Awesome wins again!”

We call this color: All Property Is Theft But Even Thieves Still Have To Cut The Grass

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Women’s V-Necks

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Tank Tops

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Long Sleeves

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Pullover Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Crewneck Sweatshirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Zip Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Raglans

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.000s
First Sucker:
chadhol
Last Wooter to Woot:
mattlao

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

16%
5%
3%
1%
1%
1%
5%
4%
7%
7%
7%
5%
5%
4%
4%
3%
4%
3%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
95%
0%
1%
0%
0%
1%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Couchella
    $1500$3200
  2. Wash Your Hands Remix
    $1500$3200
  3. This Is Fine Remix
    $1500$3200
  4. TP Never Forget
    $1500$3200
$ by Dan Rule
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.