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Monkey Play

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 26 - Apr 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 26
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Oh, So That’s How They Wrote The Battlestar Galactica Finale

2nd place in Derby #41: Alphabet, with 647 votes!

You want honesty? Here’s honesty. Macbeth is the story of a male who decides to challenge the leader for dominance of the tribe and ultimately loses it to another. So is Richard III. Hamlet is about a young silverback reclaiming his father’s position and King Lear is the story of a great leader who loses his position within the troop and is cast out to die on his own. IT’S ALREADY ABOUT MONKEYS, PEOPLE. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

Now, you want to find a real challenge? See if you can hand a monkey a camera and get it to film Last Year At Marienbad or Hiroshima Mon Amour. Then we can talk about probabilities.

Wear this shirt: to a performance of “William Shakespeare’s Jzogtor N.B.” Hottest show this season!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you used these letters to make your shirt.woot password. Always think securely.

This shirt tells the world: “Listen, as long as you’re willing to wait it out, the brute force method always works. Eventually.”

We call this color: Rhesus Brown

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Monkey Play by tgentry
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