Monkeyshines

by Ian Leino

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Color Black

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Gorilla My Dreams

She was the dame that’d make anybody go bananas. If I had been smart, I’d have just brachiated away, but nobody ever told me I was smart. Too bad, cause somebody who thought himself an alpha male was looking to bring her into season. When he showed up with those two gorillas I knew there was gonna be trouble. “Aw, look how he holds the little stick, he’s just like people!” I sneered. “Are we gonna use sign language now?” That got them mad. But I already said. Nobody ever told me I was smart.

This shirt was designed by: Ashville, NC based Ian Leino, designer of our critically acclaimed but pirate-free-and-so-totally-ignored t-shirt “If You Want To Destroy My Chainmail”. He has made shirts for other popular t-shirt sites and has done work for KISS, Green Day and The Doors. But strangely, not Peter Tork.

Wear this shirt: When you’re walking down the street, a bonobo on each arm, and not a care in the world.

Don’t wear this shirt: The monkey house at the zoo. It’s a clear challenge for dominance and you don’t want to force the pack leader into an unjust war.

This shirt tells the world: “You didn’t see, speak, or hear no evil, you understand, pal?”

We call this color: Silverblack

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!