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Monkeyshines

by Ian Leino

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 23 - Oct 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 22
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Gorilla My Dreams

She was the dame that’d make anybody go bananas. If I had been smart, I’d have just brachiated away, but nobody ever told me I was smart. Too bad, cause somebody who thought himself an alpha male was looking to bring her into season. When he showed up with those two gorillas I knew there was gonna be trouble. “Aw, look how he holds the little stick, he’s just like people!” I sneered. “Are we gonna use sign language now?” That got them mad. But I already said. Nobody ever told me I was smart.

This shirt was designed by: Ashville, NC based Ian Leino, designer of our critically acclaimed but pirate-free-and-so-totally-ignored t-shirt “If You Want To Destroy My Chainmail”. He has made shirts for other popular t-shirt sites and has done work for KISS, Green Day and The Doors. But strangely, not Peter Tork.

Wear this shirt: When you’re walking down the street, a bonobo on each arm, and not a care in the world.

Don’t wear this shirt: The monkey house at the zoo. It’s a clear challenge for dominance and you don’t want to force the pack leader into an unjust war.

This shirt tells the world: “You didn’t see, speak, or hear no evil, you understand, pal?”

We call this color: Silverblack

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.000s
First Sucker:
Burrfoot
Last Wooter to Woot:
Mamallama1967

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Monkeyshines by Ian Leino
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.