Piercings and tattoos are fun and all. But we're abstaining from body modification unless and until they figure out how to graft some giant bones to our skulls in an X-shape, turning our heads into living symbols of fear. In the meantime, we'll settle for this shirt design. The repeating-gun motif is sharp, but this shirt had us at "skulls". Is anything cuter than a pink skull-n-crossbones?

This shirt was designed by: Michael Clinger, who is back to make sure you all get enough black shirts.  Having previously misjudged your need for gay pride pubic hair tree designs, Mike would like to give it another shot. If you like his work or his demo reel, why not let him know?

Wear this shirt: to let people know you're down with Halloween without having to walk around looking like a jackass all day.

Don't wear this shirt: on Halloween if you're expecting it to protect you from getting crap from costumed people. Lukewarm! Lukewarm!

This shirt tells the world: "Danger! Do not ingest the contents of this shirt!"

We call this color: Black Skull Disease.

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