Mostly Harmless

by ThatRobert

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just a random dent on the universe

3rd place in Derby #482: Slogans with 80 votes!

Planning a visit to Earth? Great! Let’s help you get a little more familiar with this popular vacation hotspot. The first thing you’ll probably notice is the water. They have a lot of it! Some of it is salty. You might be wondering what salt is. Fair enough! We’re not really sure. It comes from rain or the moon or something.

Anyway, Earth is so much more than lots of water. They’ve also got lots of dirt, rocks, and plants. We invite you to look at the planet’s dirt, rocks, and plants in all their splendor or whatever the opposite of splendor is.

What’s that? You’re not keen on water OR dirt OR rocks OR plants? Well, you’re in luck! Earth has millions of animals to stare at and/or eat! Some of Earth’s animals are majestic. Some are adorable. Many are fleshy and unwelcoming. Those are humans! Avoid them at all costs.

Enjoy your trip to Earth!

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!