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Motivation

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
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Resolution Resolve

Day One: Dear Fitness Journal, Today’s the day I start making good on that stupid New Year’s resolution I made when I was drunk but my wife won’t let me forget about.

I know I’ve said I would get in shape before, but this isn’t going to be like the last ten years. Not this time. I think I’ve finally figured out the trick to dragging myself off the couch! All I needed was a headband, a little wire, and the exquisite motivator that is fried porcine back meats. Honestly, I don’t see why I haven’t thought of it sooner. It’s so simple! It looks a little funny, sure, but who cares? People can laugh when they see me running by if they want. Heck, maybe I’ll laugh with them! I’ll laugh all the way to a healthier me! Wish me luck!

Day One, supplemental: So as it turns out, it’s a little harder not to just reach up and grab the bacon from the headband than I thought it would be. Looks like I’m going to have to rethink this whole exercise scheme. As a side note, though, it looks like my other New Year’s resolution to eat more pork is going splendidly.

Wear this shirt: when you need an added boost of inspiration to keep up with your fitness plan. Or when you want to cook some bacon. Either way works.

Don’t wear this shirt: and then wipe your bacon grease-covered hand all over it, you slob.

This shirt tells the world: “I eat bacon so I can run more. So I can get healthier. So I can eat more bacon. So I can run more…”

We call this color: Better Slate Than Never

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Motivation by walmazan
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.