You think you get 7’s and 9’s like this sitting on a sofa all day? I’m in the math lab four times a week. It takes discipline to get perfect 5’s. You can’t neglect your 1’s and 3’s, though. You see guys who focus on the higher numbers, they look like freaks, right? You gotta make sure you cover all the bases and round to the nearest ten. And you gotta stay with it! You let up for just one day and the whole thing falls apart faster than most proofs of Fermat’s Last Theorem. You have to want it! Want it bad!

This shirt was designed by: English designer Greg Abbott, who also shows work on Emptees. He used to be Gre Abot but he got a personal trainer and now he’s twice the man he used to be!

Wear this shirt: if you’re 55378008. Although if you haven’t made it to third grade yet, sorry for that spoiler.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re Doctor Doom. It will fit your color scheme but it will completely ruin your image branding, and plus it will probably make John Byrne really angry and he’ll ban you from his forum. And then where will you go when you want to talk about the new Batman movie?

This shirt tells the world: “Hey, foxy mama, my sign is co!”

We call this color: The mathematics major had a desperate crush/but the quarterback was in the way/so out went our hero/and divided by zero/and impossibly won Heather Gray

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