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Mug Shot

by recycledwax

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 24 - Apr 26
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Perc Walk

No! Please! I won’t last a day in the joint!

I’m not tough enough for prison. I’m made of porcelain, for God’s sake. They’ll buy and sell me for a pack of cigarettes and then I’ll have to do whatever my new owner says. I wasn’t made to be filled with pruno! It’s unnatural!

Even worse, what if somebody shatters me to fashion the broken shards of my body into some kind of shiv? And then uses me in a breakout attempt? Not only will I be severely injured, I could be implicated in the murder of a prison guard.

If I get sent up, I’m going to have to kill someone to show everybody that I’m not some punk they can push around. I just need to look for the guy with the elevated heart rate and gastroinstestinal problems, and hope he drinks enough coffee out of me to push him over the edge.

Wear this shirt: when you get a mug shot taken. Next stop, the Smoking Gun!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re on trial for smuggling coffee. The judge will take it as a taunt.

This shirt tells the world: “Stay alert when you’re in the dishwasher.”

We call this color: Folger’s Prison Blues.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
louiemctool
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Mug Shot by recycledwax
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.