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My Eyes Are Up Here

by ApeLad

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 25 - Jun 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Snailed it

Where are you looking, weirdo?

Oh, sorry there, Snail. I know it probably looks like I'm ogling you but I'm not. I simply was looking past you, at a detail over your shoulder. No, don't turn and look. It's gone, but it was certainly there. 

Don't worry about what it was. Just know that it was there and that I wasn't staring at your perfectly round firm shell, spiraling further and further down like some sort of infinite staircase that I could get lost on forever. And I sure wouldn't have been looking at your soft neck, extending out of your shell towards me as if your face is reaching out to meet mine. And of course, I wouldn't be looking at the long, glistening trail you left behind, the only bit of you that will remain when you go from here.

So, yeah. I was just looking at… something else.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 16.552s
First Sucker:
theco2
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter785177903

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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My Eyes Are Up Here by ApeLad
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.