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My Favorite Things

by Alex Solis

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 01 - May 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 30
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Don’t Tell Me Truth Hurts, Little Girl

You are 2.29 going on 2.43, I’ll take care of you

Dinosaur bones that once roamed in the forest
An alien that might have inspired Horus
Postmen with letters that never got sent
This is why we’re thinking about pavement

Cyclops and genie and Venus DeMilo
Is that the Grail? Hey, hell if I know
That treasure’d be nice but he always will growl
If we come around with a bucket and trowel

Fire hydrants
That’s where they went
They’re under the ground
Sure he’s really cute
And a good dog too boot
But we’re just scared to let him out!

Wear this shirt: if you’re an archeologist. Or a vet. Or a half vet half archeologist.

Don’t wear this shirt: and expect to be an underground sensation. It’s too high profile.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m like an iceberg, baby, the good stuff’s under the surface.”

We call this color: Dirty Brown

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.000s
First Sucker:
sethyroth
Last Wooter to Woot:
BrinMo

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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My Favorite Things by Alex Solis
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.