My Favorite Things

by Alex Solis

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Color Brown

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Don’t Tell Me Truth Hurts, Little Girl

You are 2.29 going on 2.43, I’ll take care of you

Dinosaur bones that once roamed in the forest
An alien that might have inspired Horus
Postmen with letters that never got sent
This is why we’re thinking about pavement

Cyclops and genie and Venus DeMilo
Is that the Grail? Hey, hell if I know
That treasure’d be nice but he always will growl
If we come around with a bucket and trowel

Fire hydrants
That’s where they went
They’re under the ground
Sure he’s really cute
And a good dog too boot
But we’re just scared to let him out!

Wear this shirt: if you’re an archeologist. Or a vet. Or a half vet half archeologist.

Don’t wear this shirt: and expect to be an underground sensation. It’s too high profile.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m like an iceberg, baby, the good stuff’s under the surface.”

We call this color: Dirty Brown

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!