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My Morning Sidekick

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 09 - Jun 10
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 07
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

As dawn breaks in Espresso City, criminals scurry for cover.

1st place in Derby #244: Breakfast Mascots, with 697 votes!

This city is sick. It lies in its own filth, bleary-eyed and sluggish. It cries out for someone to wipe the sleep from its eyes, someone to perk it up with a nice little caffeine boost. The criminal waste spreads across this city like a contagious yawn in a crowd.

The city is afraid of me. I’ve seen its true face, and it’s tired. The streets are extended stirrers and the gutters are full of coffee grounds and when the drains finally silt over, all the beans will grind. The accumulated hazelnut roasts of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the baristas and politicians will look up and shout, “Save us!”

And I’ll whisper, “That’ll be $4.75 plus tax.”

Wear this shirt: While waiting in line at Starbucks.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re ordering a tea.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m that annoying weirdo in the office who still makes jokes about always needing more caffeine.”

We call this color: Caramel Slateiatto

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 25.000s
First Sucker:
maxsalvo
Last Wooter to Woot:
TommyBoy6

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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My Morning Sidekick by walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.