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Nanonauts

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 26 - Apr 28
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Kawaiirus

1st place in Derby #69: Miniature Worlds, with 1702 votes!

What makes kittens so cute? What makes baby bunnies so sweet? The answer is “little astronauts”. Each day, the little astronauts replace the least adorable proteins with a new sequence that’s twice as snuggly. But the work is dangerous and many little astronauts are lost on a regular basis.

There comes a day when the last little astronaut simply can’t do the work alone, and then the proteins are left on their own, to decay naturally over time. Not immediately, but inevitably, for like all things, cute is a finite resource.

But hail to you, brave little astronauts! For without you, there would be no kittens, no bunnies, no fuzzy little ducks or puppies! You will not be forgotten, little astronauts. You will not be forgotten.

This shirt was designed by: tgentry. Are you on staff now, dude? It seems like we type your name every week. The paint is wearing off our “t” key.

Wear this shirt: when you rent “Gattaca”.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the sort of person who only cares about the big picture.

This shirt tells the world: “Everything you need to create a new shirt is contained in a single thread.”

We call this color: Navy Blue Is A Color That Has Not Had Good Luck When It Comes To Being Covered In DNA

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
mochimochi
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Nanonauts by tgentry
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.