Did You Know They Do Their OWN Version Of The Puppy Bowl?
Where exactly did they get a converter box?
“Oh, oh, oh, you guys you HAVE to come over and see this. It’s SUCH a good show. It’s like, there’s this group of people, right? And they’re all from the same litter or something, I guess I missed an episode, but they live in the park, JUST LIKE WE DO! And we watch them travel around and gather food, and go through these mating rituals again and again, and then there’s one guy who can’t ever get it right, just like Larry… ha, ha, Larry, remember how you kept losing out to the other, stronger males last year! I know, right? This guy’s just like you! And then there’s one available female, but she doesn’t breed with any of the main characters, that’s how I know they’re from the same litter, you see, because if they weren’t, how unrealistic would that be? And then there’s the guy who bursts in the door each time just like how Bill does when he jumps off that log. Hey, Billy, you know how you gotta get that running start to make the jump off that log? He does it JUST LIKE YOU DO! Oh, man, you guys are going to love it. They call it “Seinfeld” and it’s SO good. Just like our lives, except moreso. Oh, Jim, there’s even this big metal container where they sometimes wash their hands… and their food! I KNOW! Did they put a camera out here or something? I feel like I’m watching REAL LIFE! Okay, okay, shh, shh, it’s starting, it’s starting.”
Wear this shirt: when going to discuss your high cable rates. Who needs ‘em? There’s perfectly good stuff over-the-air.
Don’t wear this shirt: when trying to get a job at the local radio station.
This shirt tells the world: “Yeah, they always cancel the good stuff. It’s because the ratings are skewed toward the species that use the phone.”
We call this color: Content May Not Be Suitable For Baby Bluebirds
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