A Cat Named Verschränkung
3rd place in Derby #91: Trees, with 782 votes!
Schrodinger’s Cat. We all know the theory, right? It’s very easy to understand. In one world, the cat is lying on the grass, watching a man playing Tree Swing Ball. While in another, equally valid world, the cat and his family have been bombed by a group of dogs anxious to prove their superiority.
Both worlds exist at the same time, until an outside observer forces the quantum hoodzeehaa to collapse into a single reality. Which means every time you let your cat climb into a box and look at it, you’re destroying an entire universe. Way to go, Darth Vader.
So keep in mind, when you’re looking at this shirt right now, there’s a world where you did buy the shirt and a world where you didn’t. The world where you did is happy and full of joy! And the world where you didn’t is empty, with nothing but the body of a dead kitty and an empty old box. And would you consider that the best of all possible worlds?
Wear this shirt: if you suddenly gain super powers and don’t want to spend a lot of time coming up with a logo. As long as you mention shirt.woot in your superhero catchphrase we’ll be happy.
Don’t wear this shirt: in front of a blue-screen. Like if you’re a small town television weatherman or something. You’ll look like a chestless freak and no one wants to watch a chestless freak talk about rain.
This shirt tells the world: “Why are you all pretending that you’ve never heard of Tree Swing Ball?”
We call this color: There’s a Fifty-Fifty Chance That’s It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue
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