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Nature or Destruction

by kdubbs29

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 17 - Aug 18
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 14
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A Cat Named Verschränkung

3rd place in Derby #91: Trees, with 782 votes!

Schrodinger’s Cat. We all know the theory, right? It’s very easy to understand. In one world, the cat is lying on the grass, watching a man playing Tree Swing Ball. While in another, equally valid world, the cat and his family have been bombed by a group of dogs anxious to prove their superiority.

Both worlds exist at the same time, until an outside observer forces the quantum hoodzeehaa to collapse into a single reality. Which means every time you let your cat climb into a box and look at it, you’re destroying an entire universe. Way to go, Darth Vader.

So keep in mind, when you’re looking at this shirt right now, there’s a world where you did buy the shirt and a world where you didn’t. The world where you did is happy and full of joy! And the world where you didn’t is empty, with nothing but the body of a dead kitty and an empty old box. And would you consider that the best of all possible worlds?

Wear this shirt: if you suddenly gain super powers and don’t want to spend a lot of time coming up with a logo. As long as you mention shirt.woot in your superhero catchphrase we’ll be happy.

Don’t wear this shirt: in front of a blue-screen. Like if you’re a small town television weatherman or something. You’ll look like a chestless freak and no one wants to watch a chestless freak talk about rain.

This shirt tells the world: “Why are you all pretending that you’ve never heard of Tree Swing Ball?”

We call this color: There’s a Fifty-Fifty Chance That’s It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
manticoreparade
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter94108166

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Nature or Destruction by kdubbs29
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