Need for Speed

by ramyb

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Color Black

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It’s Not Rocket Sci- Oh, Wait

3rd place in Derby #135: Faster, Higher, Stronger, with 780 votes!

Some people say that turtles just aren’t meant to go fast. That moving slow is an essential part of what it means to be a turtle. When we use speed-enhancing equipment, they say, we deny our essential turtlehood. Forcing our unique turtle-selves into someone else’s paradigm is a recipe for cultural genocide and only helps those who wish to obliterate our distinctive turtle identities, the argument goes.

You know what I say to that?

VRRRRROOOOOOOOM!

Wear this shirt: several sizes too small, to aerodynamically streamline your body.

Don’t wear this shirt: at speeds above 17,500 mph. The friction will burn it up. And you.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t care if that rabbit takes a nap or not.”

We call this color: 3… 2… 1… Black-Off.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!