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Need More Land

by parrotworks

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 19 - Nov 20
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 17
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Grow Away

3rd place in Derby #206: Role Reversal, with 626 votes

What is this? What are all these reporters and cameras doing here? What the heck has everyone got their fronds in such a twist about?

“Protesters, Mr. Redwood. We’ve got a bunch of Weeping Willows camped out on the roof of these buildings. They say they won’t come down until we’ve met their demands.”

Demands? Gosh dang, bleeding chloroplast hippies. I’ve got a schedule to keep here! This whole block has to come down before next week or the developers are gonna have my grass. What is it they want, anyway?

“It’s the local wildlife, sir. They say by clearing out this block we’re displacing thousands of the simple creatures that worked so hard to put it all up in the first place. They’re concerned we’re upsetting the balance of the eco-system that…”

Eco-system?! Those “simple creatures” turned my uncle Reggie into wood pulp! They made books about sparkling vampires out of him, for Petunia’s sake. Forgive me if I’m a little less than sympathetic. Now have Evergreen and Birch cut off the water supply to those buildings. We’ll see if a few dry roots don’t change their tune.

Wear this shirt: if you feel the Giving Tree needs to take a little something back for himself.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’d paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

This shirt tells the world: “M. Night tried to warn us.”

We call this color: Keep Off The Grass

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 17.000s
First Sucker:
rockintom99
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter254904295

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Need More Land by parrotworks
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