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by Jessica Gonacha

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 02 - Mar 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Dropping Rocks On Cattails

When left unchecked, the wild cattail will become murderous.

In the larval stage, the cattail seems innocent. Dusky, swaying, friend to frogs, even the most experienced cattailologist can forget the danger.

But in the adult form, that of the plastic lawn flamingo, the once-delicate cattail becomes an infestation. Ironic? Bad taste? One can never be completely sure. And in that moment of confusion, the cattail strikes.

Thankfully, nature provides the predator for every prey.

Wear this shirt: to show your support for the Spirograph.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you hated the opening of The Partridge Family”.

This shirt tells the world: “Horticulture is just applied geology.”

We call this color: Asphalt Is In The Parking Lot At E3 in L.A., Which Is Where We Are Right Now! Wear A Woot Tee When You Visit And You Might Get A Surprise.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 27.000s
First Sucker:
mobe2288
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter671171411

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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