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Nerdish by Nature

by jotti

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
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Life Ain’t Nuttin But Moles And Joules

Hey, yo, DJ, drop a funky Beryllium Astatine solution!

I’m hard like carbon when properly arranged
I’m like Musca domestica just livin’ for today
I come down like temperature in zero Kelvin
And I make nanotech that could be considered Elven
Magic
Cause it’s so far beyond
All the things my colleagues are even now workin’ on
But I ain’t talkin’ until I publish findings hard
So here’s my assistant E to help with his part

Da dada day, dadada day day. Listen to my nine Erlenmeyer’s go bang

Here’s a little somethin’ ‘bout a researcher like me
I don’t often leave the laboratory
They say I should teach? Throw up my cold finger
Then I’ll light me up a Bunsen and bust out the pyknometer

And all you lab assistants, you know how we do
We want to get tenure I want tenure too!
But you gotta have a mentor to get on the fast track
And a hardcore scientist don’t play that wack

Yeah, I’m the type of physicist that’s built to last
So noble I could even be hydrogen gas
You want to take my grant? Ain’t gonna be gentle
Hey, anybody seen where I put my pencil?

Wear this shirt: to a Weird Al concert. You’ll probably get lots of compliments and that could help our profits. Don’t you want us to get raises next year?

Don’t wear this shirt: as protection against hazardous chemicals like acids, bases and your mom’s Beet/Brussels Sprout Smoothies.

This shirt tells the world: “Wait, I thought I could get this lapdance here for free, as long as I presented proper credentials.”

We call this color: There’d Be No Streets Without Asphalt Which Was Invented By Science So Logically Science Is The Root Of All Street Culture And Therefore Hip Hop Is Just Applied Chemistry OW OW NOT IN THE FACE NOT IN THE FACE

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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