It's that magickal time of year when gamer geeks sniff the winds (or check the message boards) and congregate with others of like mind at vast convocations like GenCon and Penny Arcade. Mighty campaigns shall be launched! Home-sewn costumes shall be judged! And lo, the temporary walls of a dozen banquet rooms shall ring with the sounds of filking and/or nerdcore hip-hop! If you be clad not in kirtle and partlet, a witty inside-jokey t-shirt like this is de rigeur. No, not many people will get it outside the charmed circle of the adept. But that's the point, right?

This shirt was designed by: a faceless toiler on the Shirt.Woot fief, whose name is forever shrouded in the mysts of legend.

Wear this shirt to: GenCon, Penny Arcade, or TedFaire (you know, when that guy who works at the Mage's Keep roasts a pig in the parking lot outside the store).

Don’t wear this shirt to: actually, wear it everywhere. First dates, funerals, court proceedings, whatever. You're a geek - what do you care what the muggles think?

This shirt tells the world: "I dwell in the twilight lands twixt Gary Gygax and Beyonce Knowles."

We call this color: Olive With My Parents.

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