No, you got a little… here, let me… listen, sit tight, we’re gonna cover that up, no one will even notice.
2nd place in Derby #80: Double-Take Derby 4, with 686 votes!
Okay, places, everyone, places! Don’t be such a prima donna, darling, lots of satellites would love this job. And speaking of which, sweetie? Sweetie, you can’t be there, this is Earth orbit and you’re needing to be down there past Neptune. That’s right, in the Chorus. Okay, everyone, this is a big night for us, there’s a really important critic here and this all has to go well. Luna, honey, there’s a little… yeah, get makeup to work on that. But stay on your mark, we don’t have time to redo everything. Saturn, there’s a change, you’re going to be retrograde tonight, I’m sorry, the producer insisted on it, I know, I’m so sorry. You’re a dream. Luna, let me see… perfect. Okay, everyone? Everyone? Deep breath… exhale… deep breath… exhale… okay, we all ready? Ready? Let’s knock ‘em dead. Remember, you might be just a waiter or waitress during the day, but at night, you’re a star! Everybody, places now, the sun is almost gone, and remember, you’re playing to the front row tonight, go all out. Four, three, two, one… break a leg everyone!
Wear this shirt: for a month, turning slightly each day but being careful never to show your back. That’s not how the moon actually works, but this isn’t actually the moon, now is it?
Don’t wear this shirt: around werewolves. It probably won’t cause any trouble but better safe than sorry.
This shirt tells the world: “Did you know Astronomy was once considered to be an art?”
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