All That And A Bag Of Mice
Aw, crap. It’s a Hoot’s The Boss marathon.
Well, let’s just see what else is on. Okay, Channel 3 has Owl In The Family, don’t care about that, and here’s Letterman on Channel 4… musical guest Owl B. Sure? Wow, I gotta come back to that in a half hour. But Channel 5 has Hoooo’s Line Is It Anyway! I love that Wayne Brady! When he was on the Chappelle’s Show he went all… oh, it’s a commercial now.
Oh! Oh, no way! Oh, I love this one! Yeah! Yeah! Thrrrreee! Hahahahaha! Wow, that’s acting. That’s acting. Like a young Lawrence Owliver.
Okay, Channel 6, that’s Godard’s Owlphaville, seen that, and Channel 7 is a documentary on Owlan Ginsberg and his classic Beat poem, Owl. Never really liked the Beats. Too dark for me. So Channel 8, Channel 8… I can’t get Channel 8? Stupid digital changeover. Guess I’ll just go back to Letterman then. According to the paper it’s Owlan Moore, great, he’ll probably just be complaining about Miracleman, and then Ridley Scott talking about the new Owlien movie. Guess that’s the best I’m gonna do tonight. Ah, well. At least I got a fresh bag of mice.
Wear this shirt: and then wrap up all your leftovers in it really tightly, like a pellet, and leave it on the ground when you go. The people who study you will think it’s really cool for some reason.
Don’t wear this shirt: under your hoooo-ddie. Show it off, jerkface!
This shirt tells the world: “I wonder if those hawks are still at the diner?”
We call this color: Owled Navy.
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