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Night Owl

by Ben Douglass

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
New
Tee
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All That And A Bag Of Mice

Aw, crap. It’s a Hoot’s The Boss marathon.

Well, let’s just see what else is on. Okay, Channel 3 has Owl In The Family, don’t care about that, and here’s Letterman on Channel 4… musical guest Owl B. Sure? Wow, I gotta come back to that in a half hour. But Channel 5 has Hoooo’s Line Is It Anyway! I love that Wayne Brady! When he was on the Chappelle’s Show he went all… oh, it’s a commercial now.

Oh! Oh, no way! Oh, I love this one! Yeah! Yeah! Thrrrreee! Hahahahaha! Wow, that’s acting. That’s acting. Like a young Lawrence Owliver.

Okay, Channel 6, that’s Godard’s Owlphaville, seen that, and Channel 7 is a documentary on Owlan Ginsberg and his classic Beat poem, Owl. Never really liked the Beats. Too dark for me. So Channel 8, Channel 8… I can’t get Channel 8? Stupid digital changeover. Guess I’ll just go back to Letterman then. According to the paper it’s Owlan Moore, great, he’ll probably just be complaining about Miracleman, and then Ridley Scott talking about the new Owlien movie. Guess that’s the best I’m gonna do tonight. Ah, well. At least I got a fresh bag of mice.

Wear this shirt: and then wrap up all your leftovers in it really tightly, like a pellet, and leave it on the ground when you go. The people who study you will think it’s really cool for some reason.

Don’t wear this shirt: under your hoooo-ddie. Show it off, jerkface!

This shirt tells the world: “I wonder if those hawks are still at the diner?”

We call this color: Owled Navy.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Night Owl by Ben Douglass
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