Use your words.

AHHH AHHH AHHHH!

"Seth, Seth! What's wrong? Seth, wake up!"

Oh gosh! I'm sorry! I just had the worst nightbear of a mare chasing me through the woods!

"You mean a nightmare of a bear chasing you through the woods?"

No, Sarah! I know what I saw!

"Sorry, sorry."

It looked just like the mare in that cartoon, the one that always stole picnic baskets! You know, with the punny name of a classic baseball player!

"You mean Yogi Bear?"

No! I mean Hank Mare-on! It was huge in Australia, where I grew up!

"Why would Australia make a show about about an American baseball player?"

I don't know! Jeez! I'm still shaking here and you're riding me about Australian television?

"Sorry, you're right."

Anyway, it was like Hank Mare-on, but with glowing read eyes! And a lot taller too, like a real big grizzly mare!

"Grizzly bear. There is no such thing is a grizzly mare."

Grizzly is an adjective! Gosh, Sarah, just let me let off some steam and tell you about this, won't you?

"Okay, you're right. Sorry again. Go on."

And to make things worse, I wasn't wearing any pants! My mare bottom was right out there for everyone to see!

"Bare bottom! The word is BARE!"

No, in the dream I was a centaur!

"You didn't mention that!"

Well, sorry if I'm a little scattered! It was really scary!

"Ugh, I'm really sorry, Seth. Seriously, I'll listen."

No! Just forget it! I'm just going to go back to Veep!

"Uh... you mean sleep?"

I NEED TO CATCH UP ON MY HBO!

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