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Ninja Blade

by ndikol

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Undercover

Hey! Who cut up my triangle?

Whoever it was, they sure did a professional job. Look at those slices! I don’t even get slices like that when I order a pizza! What is that, a rhombus up there? Oh, hang on, that’s not actually a rhombus, is it? I guess I should go in the other room and look in a book of geometric solids to be sure what it is I’m talking about. I’ll just turn off the light as I leave the room and…

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP LIGHTS LIGHTS LIGHTS LIGHTS

pantpantpant Did you see that? I swear, it was right there! Like some kinda… sneaky little guy! With a sword! He was right here, standing in front of my triangle! Didn’t you see him? Really? You didn’t see a thing? Wow, that’s… wow. Maybe I just imagined it. I guess I have been under a lot of stress lately because of this whole rhombus thing I got going on. Maybe the pressure is just too much. I guess it was all just in my head. Ha ha! Silly me! Okay, well, off to the geometry book, then. I’ll just turn off the light again, to save me some money, and…

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP LIGHTS LIGHTS LIGHTS LIGHTS

pantpantpantpant HE WAS RIGHT THERE! HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE SEEN HIM?

Wear this shirt: to a hurricane party. If there’s a sudden blackout, you’ll be the coolest person in the room.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a play. Okay, well, that would actually be a little bit funny.

This shirt tells the world: “First there is a ninja, then there is no ninja, then there is.”

We call this color: Black Light, By Which We Mean IT GLOWS IN THE DARK omg

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 31.000s
First Sucker:
aleksandyr
Last Wooter to Woot:
Sakid

Purchaser Experience

  • 8% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 32% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Ninja Blade by ndikol
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