Hey! Who cut up my triangle?

Whoever it was, they sure did a professional job. Look at those slices! I don’t even get slices like that when I order a pizza! What is that, a rhombus up there? Oh, hang on, that’s not actually a rhombus, is it? I guess I should go in the other room and look in a book of geometric solids to be sure what it is I’m talking about. I’ll just turn off the light as I leave the room and…

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP LIGHTS LIGHTS LIGHTS LIGHTS

pantpantpant Did you see that? I swear, it was right there! Like some kinda… sneaky little guy! With a sword! He was right here, standing in front of my triangle! Didn’t you see him? Really? You didn’t see a thing? Wow, that’s… wow. Maybe I just imagined it. I guess I have been under a lot of stress lately because of this whole rhombus thing I got going on. Maybe the pressure is just too much. I guess it was all just in my head. Ha ha! Silly me! Okay, well, off to the geometry book, then. I’ll just turn off the light again, to save me some money, and…

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP LIGHTS LIGHTS LIGHTS LIGHTS

pantpantpantpant HE WAS RIGHT THERE! HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE SEEN HIM?

Wear this shirt: to a hurricane party. If there’s a sudden blackout, you’ll be the coolest person in the room.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a play. Okay, well, that would actually be a little bit funny.

This shirt tells the world: “First there is a ninja, then there is no ninja, then there is.”

We call this color: Black Light, By Which We Mean IT GLOWS IN THE DARK omg

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