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No one left to play with

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 14
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Kicking Ash and Making Flames

1st place in Derby #182: Fire, with 1056 votes!

I’m sorry all of the other kids were burned to death, but you can’t hold it against my little Heliomuk. All he wanted was someone to play with. Some kids bite, some kids kick, some kids incinerate. They’re all special and beautiful in their own way.

If those other children had respected his unique contributions, they might be alive today. I mean, what kind of parent sends their little adventurer out without a fire-proof bodysuit? And now, thanks to the inattention of other parents, Heliomuk doesn’t have anyone to play with. Makes you wonder who the real victim is here.

Wear this shirt: whether you’re a boy or a ‘goyle.

Don’t wear this shirt: and walk around calling it a “dragon”. We won’t have you “dragon” our rep down with your n00bness, n00b.

This shirt tells the world: “Combust a move.”

We call this color: Just A Pile Of Cinders On The Asphalt.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 6.000s
First Sucker:
hoops45
Last Wooter to Woot:
davei

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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No one left to play with by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.