Use the horse

      Ok guys, Odysseus wants this Trojan Horse quick, so get brainstorming. Jerry, whatcha got?

Well, I drew up some plans. Here’s the entrance, and this is the part where we’ll all escape and maim, and this is the vending machine.

      Uh, I dunno if we can-

Jerry, do the vending machines have food or will they just dispense soda?

Oh, good idea, Phil. I hadn’t thought about food.

      It’s really not feasible either-

Jerry, I don’t do gluten. Can you make sure there are gluten-free options in the vending machine?

      Guys, there’s not gonna be-

Of course, Brad. I think legally we have to accommodate your vending machine needs.

      That is incor-

Jerry, maybe we should just use the vending machine as a disguise.

Yeah, a Trojan vending machine. THAT’S a more believable trophy than some giant horse. I mean, what is this, PF Chang’s?

      I feel like we’re getting away from-

Oooo, I wish you hadn’t mentioned PF Chang’s. Now I want dan-dan noodles.

Let’s go. Let’s go right now.

      Ok I'll just stick around here and finish this thing. GREAT MEETING JERKWADS.

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