Use the horse
Ok guys, Odysseus wants this Trojan Horse quick, so get brainstorming. Jerry, whatcha got?
Well, I drew up some plans. Here’s the entrance, and this is the part where we’ll all escape and maim, and this is the vending machine.
Uh, I dunno if we can-
Jerry, do the vending machines have food or will they just dispense soda?
Oh, good idea, Phil. I hadn’t thought about food.
It’s really not feasible either-
Jerry, I don’t do gluten. Can you make sure there are gluten-free options in the vending machine?
Guys, there’s not gonna be-
Of course, Brad. I think legally we have to accommodate your vending machine needs.
That is incor-
Jerry, maybe we should just use the vending machine as a disguise.
Yeah, a Trojan vending machine. THAT’S a more believable trophy than some giant horse. I mean, what is this, PF Chang’s?
I feel like we’re getting away from-
Oooo, I wish you hadn’t mentioned PF Chang’s. Now I want dan-dan noodles.
Let’s go. Let’s go right now.
Ok I'll just stick around here and finish this thing. GREAT MEETING JERKWADS.
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