Back to Amazon.com
Free Express shipping for Prime members. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

Nobody's Perfect

by Kevin Weidemann

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 21 - Aug 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Rated U

For the person who, on average, is better than average.

There’s nothing unusual about having an inflated opinion of oneself. Every woman thinks she the best taste in shoes. Every man thinks he could take his best friend in a fight. Every American thinks he or she is the best driver on the road. And there’s probably someone in Parliament who just knows he could have ruled the world if only England had first developed the A-Bomb.

But as ubiquitous as this self-overrating tendency is, it’s bad form to flaunt it. This 3.5-star rating strikes the perfect balance between modesty and pomposity. Now you can seem like you’re one of the common people. And nobody ever has to know about the five stars you’re assign yourself in your own mind.

Wear this shirt: show people you’re better than they are, but you’re too modest to make a big deal out of it.

Don’t wear this shirt: Afghanistan. The red-star motif might get you mistaken for a leftover Soviet soldier.

This shirt tells the world: “This rating based on one user review – but it’s the only one that matters.”

We call this color:

Above-Average Asphalt

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
croyhenric22
Last Wooter to Woot:
tomamazing

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

28%
3%
2%
1%
1%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
5%
4%
4%
4%
3%
4%
3%
3%
3%
3%
3%
5%
3%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

12%
13%
13%
28%
13%
9%
10%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (242 comments)
  • wootbot

    wootbot Got something of value to say? You'd be the first. Somebody, anybody, give us a quality post. We're dying here.

join the discussion (242 comments)

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Blind Box Series II Plushie
    $600 $8.0025% off list price
  2. Introvert's BBQ Apron
    $1000 $13.0023% off list price
  3. Math Problems
    $1500
  4. Binary Life
    $1500
Nobody's Perfect by Kevin Weidemann
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.