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Nomcakes

by phylumsynthesis

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 23 - Aug 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Heartbreak Of The Holiday Workplace Diet

Six little cupcakes sitting in a line. Suddenly there’s only crumbs, and all that’s left is five.

Five little cupcakes, and not one cupcake more. Someone says Oh, just one bite! and we’re down to four!

Four little cupcakes… somehow still untouched? Maybe send an email out: “In the break room, after lunch!”

Three little cupcakes, plus the one remainder. The baker’s had their feelings hurt, though they’re not a complainer.

Two little cupcakes, doubled is the number. “They won’t be fresh tomorrow after you return from slumber!”

One little cupcake, is all anyone could eat. The cupcake maker’s starting to take all this personally.

No little cupcakes are coming back again. “I can’t believe you jerkfaces! I thought that we were friends!”

Wear this shirt: because it’s, like, better than yours.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you don’t want a yard full of boys.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s a t-shirt, so we have to charge!”

We call this color: We Had To Take Off The Black Paper Wrapper

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.000s
First Sucker:
trebonius
Last Wooter to Woot:
chelevision

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Nomcakes by phylumsynthesis
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.