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Northern Lights (Take II)

by brendanj

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
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Tee
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Polar Bear? I Don’t Even Know Her Bear!

Once, in elementary school, we tried to pass off a blank sheet of paper as a drawing of a polar bear in a snowstorm. Our classmates thought it was hilarious! They’d never heard that one before. That’s one advantage of making jokes in front of elementary schoolers. (Another one is that you can always rely on the word “butt” for big laughs. We kind of miss those days.)

Miss Kujda was not so impressed. And we loved Miss Kujda. We lived for her approval. If we had the art chops, and a time machine, we’d do a drawing just like the handsome one that adorns today’s shirt, full of sweetness, style and sensitivity, and take it back to second grade, and offer it to her, saying “this is what we meant.” Check plus plus.

This shirt was designed by: OpenDesign. Did you watch this Derby, by the way? OpenDesign revised and resubmitted this shirt. Conventional wisdom says that squanders votes! But, like some kind of latter-day Ayn Rand character, OpenDesign is more interested in perfecting his/her shirt designs than in collecting accolades from a fickle public. And the resubmission won a weekend slot anyway. In your face, conventional wisdom!

Wear this shirt: up in the northern latitudes, and maybe you’ll see the Aurora Borealis!

Don’t wear this shirt: south of the equator. Their northern lights are in the south! Their toilets flush the wrong way ‘round, too. It’s like Bizarro world down there.

This shirt tells the world: “Cute though I may be, don’t get too close. I will not hesitate to peel your skull open and feast on your soft brain, washing it down with a refreshing Coca-Cola.”

We call this color: Cold Navy

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 45% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Northern Lights (Take II) by brendanj
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