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Nose Hares

by dsladek

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jan 21 - Jan 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jan 19
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But those cottony-soft tails are better than snuff!

The Von Schnozzle family has long been one of the most well-to-do in all of Europe. And yet, it is their custom to openly display that which both marks them as a Von Schnozzle and curses them to be forever apart from society.

It is not that the little beasts aren’t sociable, for they are. They smile at passers-by and make merry noises to each other (of which the Von Schnozzles are completely unaware, having long since grown accustomed to them). It’s just that the whole idea is so ICKY WEIRD and DISGUSTING that there’s really nothing that can be said. And so, the Von Schnozzles grow increasingly removed from a society that allows them to live without paying for rent, or clothing, or food, or even tissues, just so long as they go somewhere else where people don’t have to stare at those things… wriggling.

Wear this shirt: and try and convince people that it’s the new image going on the Amero. That would be really funny, wouldn’t it? To hear talk radio getting mad about a secular King with bunnies in his nose being on new currency?

Don’t wear this shirt: when shopping for a pet rabbit.

This shirt tells the world: “I say, if you were to present me with a tweezers as a representative of St. Nicholas, I would be indeed grateful and look upon it as a most fortunate and considerate gift.”

We call this color: The Brown Nosing Bunny

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.000s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Nose Hares by dsladek
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.