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Nose Thief

by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 21 - Oct 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 19
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The man who knows the nose

2nd place in Derby #230: Winter Redux, with 879 votes!

A rabbit ran away with your nose and now you need a new one? Well, sir, you came to the right place!

Now, tell me about this old nose you had. A carrot? About 8 inches in length? Well, if you want to buy another one like that, that’s fine; we have plenty of carrots. But a new carrot is not going to be any less appealing to the rabbits, you know what I mean? So, why not try something different?

Over here, we’ve got beets and cucumbers and such if you want to keep the whole vege-nasal thing going while also branching out a little bit. Kind of a modern classical approach, if you will. A little of the old and a little of the new. This here is the jalapeno model. Big seller right now! Says “Hey, I’m a traditional snowman, in that my nose is still a vegetable, but that doesn’t mean I can’t spice things up a little.”

But that’s not all we’ve got to offer. If you’re ready for a full-blown departure from the harvested mid-face protrusion, over here we’ve got chocolate bars, candy canes, waffle cones. It keeps with the whole edible motif while embracing that we as a culture have moved beyond the farming lifestyle. You can say what you will about the calories and the preservatives, but c’mon, these sweet foodstuffs are marvels of modern culinary science! They deserve some respect!

Oh, that rack over there? That’s for truly adventurous types. We’re talking wrench noses, spoon noses, universal remote noses. I’ll tell you which one I like: the egg-beater nose here. It’s a mechanism, a machine, kind of industrial, inhuman, yet used primarily for baking. What better way to show both of your sides? What better way to say, “Yes, I’m a snowman with the emphasis on the man, but I’m also not afraid to show my sensitive side”? Let me tell you, it’ll be a big hit with the ladies.

Carrots? Yeah, they’re back up front.

Wear this shirt: where everybody nose your name.

Don’t wear this shirt: if everybody nose the war is over, and everybody nose the good guys lost.

This shirt tells the world: “I am just a nose-wear man, sitting in my nose-wear land.”

We call this color: Nobody nose what it’s like, to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind baby blue eyes.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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