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Not a Snowball’s Chance…

by Keith Kuniyuki

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 28 - Jun 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

These are the pitfalls of Shirt.Woot.

1st place in Derby #250: Board Games, with 828 votes!

“Hey, can you look at this for a sec?”

“Is it a shirt?”

“Yeah.”

“I don’t want to.”

“Come on.”

“No.”

“I can’t figure out what’s going on here.”

Fine. It’s a- What the hell?”

“Yeah.”

“Is it a Game of Thrones reference?”

“I don’t know. Does this happen in Game of Thrones? Are there giant rabbits?”

“This is Shirt.Woot. There are always giant rabbits. He’s kind of doing a ‘praise the sun’ gesture.”

“You think it’s a Dark Souls reference?”

“Maybe. He’s got a sun on his tunic.”

“Maybe it’s not a reference at all?”

“How long have you worked here? Shirts don’t win derbies unless they have some kind of pop culture reference shoehorned in. What was the Derby theme?”

“Board games.”

“Oh. Oh. It’s- Is it a Monopoly gag? Wait. Black Knight. It’s Monty Python.”

“Oooooh.”

“Yeah. Monty Python crossed with Monopoly. Gee, how did we not figure that out instantly?”

Wear this shirt: While playing some other game that doesn’t take 54 hours to complete.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you don’t want to have to explain the gag repeatedly.

This shirt tells the world: “Yeah, I didn’t really get it either, but I can’t be trusted with money.”

We call this color: Boom! You landed on Silver Railroad! Pay up, sucker!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs


Specs


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 9.000s
First Sucker:
nwthomps
Last Wooter to Woot:
defjab

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Not a Snowball’s Chance… by Keith Kuniyuki
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.