Not a Snowball’s Chance…
by Keith Kuniyuki
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“Hey, can you look at this for a sec?”
“Is it a shirt?”
“Yeah.”
“I don’t want to.”
“Come on.”
“No.”
“I can’t figure out what’s going on here.”
“Fine. It’s a- What the hell?”
“Yeah.”
“Is it a Game of Thrones reference?”
“I don’t know. Does this happen in Game of Thrones? Are there giant rabbits?”
“This is Shirt.Woot. There are always giant rabbits. He’s kind of doing a ‘praise the sun’ gesture.”
“You think it’s a Dark Souls reference?”
“Maybe. He’s got a sun on his tunic.”
“Maybe it’s not a reference at all?”
“How long have you worked here? Shirts don’t win derbies unless they have some kind of pop culture reference shoehorned in. What was the Derby theme?”
“Board games.”
“Oh. Oh. It’s- Is it a Monopoly gag? Wait. Black Knight. It’s Monty Python.”
“Oooooh.”
“Yeah. Monty Python crossed with Monopoly. Gee, how did we not figure that out instantly?”
Wear this shirt: While playing some other game that doesn’t take 54 hours to complete.
Don’t wear this shirt: If you don’t want to have to explain the gag repeatedly.
This shirt tells the world: “Yeah, I didn’t really get it either, but I can’t be trusted with money.”
We call this color: Boom! You landed on Silver Railroad! Pay up, sucker!
Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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