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Not Exactly a Rocket Scientist

by Nick Tassone

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 15 - Dec 17
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 14
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Did you hear the one about the decathlete who went to the moon?

He took a scientific pole!

In science, in sport, in art and exploration—in every area of endeavor, there are a few daring pioneers who strive to find the very limits of human achievement. They’ll push themselves to degrees most of us can’t imagine, and accomplish things most of us wouldn’t dare to dream.

“What more can be realized?” they ask. “What greater heights can be attained?” While the rest of us sit in awe, they strain, strain to reach further, and further still!

“This is not the full extent of our potential!” they cry, as they take one more step into uncharted possibilities. “This is not the limit!”

Until finally, they’re like: “OK, looks like that last step was the limit.” Then they’re totally screwed.

Wear this shirt: to track practice, to inspire you to soar your very highest, and lead the Frosty Hills High Fightin’ Foresters to their first win in over fifteen years! By the way, Frosty Hills? Your high school track and field squad is really terrible.

Don’t wear this shirt: on the Moon; you’ll freeze solid, or your skin will burn off, or you’ll swell up and burst, or some combination of those. You can wear it on the Hollywood soundstage where they faked the lunar landing photos, though. It’s very comfortable there.

This shirt tells the world: “I respect the terms and conditions stipulated by our national space program for the use of their images.”

We call this color: In The Cold, Black Void Of Space, No One Can Hear You Scream “Yee-ha.”

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 33.000s
First Sucker:
Sastira
Last Wooter to Woot:
umpire18

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Not Exactly a Rocket Scientist by Nick Tassone
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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