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Not Fast, Not Furious

by DinoMike

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 17 - Dec 18
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This is probably a very good philosophy to live by. 

But I wouldn't really know because I'm always rushing around, late and angry. Why? Because of Ernie. He's the stupid neanderthal who lives in the flat underneath me who thinks it's a brilliant idea to hold late-night jam sessions with his erstwhile accourdian troupe - yes, I said his #$%&@ ACCORDIAN TROUPE - until 2 am when they invariably decide to fry up some fish & chips - instead of going down the street to Lenny's which is OPEN ALL NIGHT LONG and just ordering it like any other RATIONAL human - and then, because they're all hammered from drowning out their terrible accordian screeching with one-to-many pints, they BURN the fish (EVERY #%&@ TIME) and set off the fire alarms which then ring incessantly for the 25 minutes it takes poor Ms. Hinkleman our very old and very widowed landlady to find her glasses and torch and make her way to the basement and remember which breaker shuts off the alarms. I'm sorry. I think I just need a nap. Maybe I'll just sit here in the quiet and look at that nice happy sloth resting on his branch and try not to think of all the terrible places I'd like to shove Ernie's stupid accordian. 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Not Fast, Not Furious by DinoMike
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.